Tuesday, 29 May 2007

National Death Service announces new 'Undertaker Support Worker' role



As an Employer of Excellence, the National Death Service is pleased to announce a further improvement in cadaver care by introducing the 'Undertaker Support Worker' role.

These trained support workers will be available to free-up trained Undertakers' valuable time, thus adding value in the field of deceased interment preparation.

The minister for Post-End-of-Life-Patient-Care, Patricia D.Ceased, assured concerned parties that all cadaver preparation will be overseen by a trained Undertaker, and that the new Support Worker role is not meant to replace the input of fully-trained Undertakers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Superb.
We come not to praise Patricia but to bury her.