Medical Students applying for their first jobs as doctors in the NHS - currently enjoying its BEST YEAR EVER - expressed their gratitude for the swift measures taken by the Department of Health in ensuring the security of their personal details.
As soon as it was pointed out to the Department of Health that students' personal details [including sexual proclivities, inside leg measurements and preferred method of wiping (scrunch versus fold)] were available for all manner of fraudsters and pikeys to peruse, the DoH immediately took the brave and steadfast decision to suspend the MTAS website.
This was thanks to the DoH's new investigative wing, headed by Mr.J.Snow and Ms.S.Ahmed.
"Thank you for ensuring the security of my personal details" said one student, whilst another added "Thanks to Patricia Hewitt, I now can be sure that my home address, mobile number, email address, previous convictions and other details are safe once again".
However, a minority of students and doctors have voiced concern at the apparent lapse of security on the MTAS website. One student contacted Best Year Ever and stated that "The people running the show at the Dept of Health, from Patricia Hewitt on down are a bunch of talentless, useless, shameless twats", whilst a junior doctor added "Patricia Hewitt couldn't run a bath."
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